Windows 8 In One Sentence
by Zube (zube@stat.colostate.edu)
Created:  Feb 5, 2013
Updated:  Feb 5, 2013
http://www.stat.colostate.edu/~zube/win8.txt

Windows 8 is based on the premise that since bicycles are far more
popular than cars, all new cars should have handlebars for steering,
pedals for brakes and a tiny metallic bell that goes "ding ding".